Secret Plan To Take Over Teh World

THIS IS A SUPER SECRET PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. DON’T SHARE IT WITH ANYONE, AND KEEP IT HIDDEN. SUPER SECRET. TOP SNEAKY.

Step One: Make people laugh so they give you more money.
Step Two: Use that money to buy things.
Step Three: Stop at firehouse subs for sandwiches.
Step Four: ???
Step Five: Take over the world.